So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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