I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Farmville is her only friend.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Randomize
