You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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