Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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