I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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