Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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