Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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