You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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