In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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