so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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