called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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