There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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