Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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