But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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