and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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