do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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