Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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