we have pet lesbian snakes
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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