also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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