i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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