No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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