I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
And then he peed in my hair
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