Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
