I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Randomize
