all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
