My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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