He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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