He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
now i know why i became what i already was.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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