anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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