I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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