Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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