Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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