fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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