just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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