Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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