just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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