So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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