We won't sleep together?
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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