glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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