just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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