i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
