Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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