Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Sorry my hands just texted you
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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