idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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