His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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