Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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