I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I have tasted many bathrooms
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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