absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
