WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Randomize
