I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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